So I've spent bout 3 weeks in this college now, and I figure its bout time for me to write a little bout it.
I'm gonna be the sadistic mock that I am in general, and describe characters by writing sentences that those particular people are likely to say (not). Please do understand that I exaggerate for fun.
Director: Hello all you lovely people. I know I smile a lot and sound really polite and nice, but please do not miss the obvious sarcasm dripping from my voice. I also love to remind you that if there's something that I want you to do, and you don't wanna do it, then you still have the option of withdrawing your admission from this college. I will do all in my power to help you get back a fair sum of your fees money. In short, all you awesome people, I hate humanity.
100 yr old maths teacher who's got the-most-freakishly-impressive-CV: *mumble mumble in my mouth*
Physics mechanics teacher: I really wanna go home. :'( I mug up stuff and puke it here.
2nd year seniors: Yay!!! We're seniors. Now we get to screw with the 1st years. :)
2nd year senior guys: Wow, girls!! This one is mine, that one is yours. (psst we can't actually go and engage them in a normal conversation though, cuz we can't get past the fact that they belong to the opposite gender) Hey 1st yr guy, I'm gonna boss you around.
1st year guys: Wow, girls!! This one is mine, that one is yours. (psst we can't actually go and engage them in a normal conversation though, cuz we can't get past the fact that they belong to the opposite gender)
The guy I'm really good friends with here: Dude, don't tense up bout studies man!! we will study. But not just for the marks.(which are pretty hard to get I believe)
The only girl here I'm slightly attracted to : I'll bite your head off if you say hi to me one more time today. (OR - I'll ask, how many times are you gonna say hi to me in one day, and my tone will bite your head off)
The girl a no. of people seem to be lusting for: Yay!! rainbows, squirrels, cute furry bunnies... whats that? Pretty shiny metallic hand grenades with cute little rings! The world is such a beautiful place.
Some of the 1st year girls: This guy said hi to me. This guy wants to get with me.
Some of the 1st year guys: This girl said hi back to me, she will let me get with her.
College looks interesting. :P
Peace.
Comments
P.S.: Which college are you?
(Don't kill me just yet)
Also, "Yay!! rainbows, squirrels, cute furry bunnies... whats that? Pretty shiny metallic hand grenades with cute little rings! The world is such a beautiful place." - Is she really as dumb as she sounds? :P
and bout the latter, yes. She proves it time and again. She's basically a superbly extreme case of naive which is tendin towards really stupid.
a: Its an engineering college which is equal to incredible scarcity of females.
b: It was the 1st time in their history, that bout a 100 girls had come to the college.
Like, now that things are kinda more settled, and the initial excitement is gone, its more normal-ish now. :P
Your boys should come to my college, boys are like a minority here! :|
But on the whole they're good! Cuz i've seen shit-fuckin worse.
and whats crazier is, that the girls start believin they're trophies too. So even if ur havin a normal friendly conversation, some of them believe there's an ulterior motive to it. Thats buggin!
Strange, but oddly true!
But like I said, i've seen way-shit worse.
Like these 3 posts:
http://sam-writes.blogspot.com/2009/09/weird-os.html
http://sam-writes.blogspot.com/2010/01/bday-hangover.html
http://sam-writes.blogspot.com/2009/09/16-th-sept-09.html
Incase, you're REALLY in a mood to read/know what I mean. :P
I read/found out what you meant. Duddde.
Exaggeration, well yeah, thats wat blogs are about, do it some more! ;)
Cheers! \m/