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What the hell part 2.

Him: I love you. Go out with me.

Her: I love you too, but I can't date you, because of this reason that I don't know, but which i'll tell you when I know, and it has to be there, otherwise we would be dating right?

True reason citation.

In my head, that works like: I won't end this sentence in a statement cuz obviously there's a reason for me to not otherwise why wouldn't I?

The guy stuck around for 8 rounds of her switching from I'll always love you to I'm over you.

I told him he was stupid to stick around after 3.

What do you know, truth really IS stranger than fiction.

Also, the world is funny. :P
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Anonymous said…
Really?
4/25/11, 7:24 PM
Sam said…
@anon: Yes dear, he counted. He was pretty surprised too! Normal ppl drop after 1, crazier ones leave after 3.
4/25/11, 7:31 PM
blog.sahil.me said…
This sounds familiar somehow :P
4/26/11, 10:00 AM
Saa said…
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4/26/11, 10:55 AM
Sam said…
He did!
4/26/11, 1:44 PM
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