What not to do.

So, this is day number 2 for me at work.

For the uninformed - which is all of you - I just joined an internship at a media company.

This is how the interview went:

Interviewer Guy Who'd Eventually Be My BOSS: Hey, Sam-writes (Well  actually my real name, and even though all of you pretty much do know it, I just have this obsessive compulsive need to pretend this is an anonymous blog. Please bear with it.) So tell me what really is SW, how do you define SW.

Me: * Uhm... whaaaat?* Well, I am what you see, I like to do a lot of diverse things..uhmm..*stare around* , I play the guitar, I play basketball, I breakdance, I love programming..-

IGWEBMB: Yea, now, I found that pretty surprising, not many programmers get involved in stuff like that.

Me: Yea well, I was always in the middle, I was a cool guy with the nerd people, and a nerd with the cool people. *Seriously Sam? Is that you talkin?*

IGWEBMB:*uhmm.. yeaa* alright, so I have a question for you, and we'll see how nerd you really are.

Me:*gulp*

IGWEBMB: *random physics question based on concepts I studied in class 12th which I didn't remember anymore, and even if I did a little here and there, I was at the moment gonna suck at applying them and which obviously would have nothing to do with the work I would be doing as an intern.*

Me: *jibberjabber* silence - thinking *jibberjabber* silent thinking *jibberjabber*

IGWEBMB: So you're not that much of a nerd.

Me:*stares back*

IGWEBMB: *another random physics question based on this project I made in class 12th, which I didn't remember anymore, and even if I did a little here and there, I was at the moment gonna suck at knowing it, and which obviously would have nothing to do with the work I would be doing as an intern.*

Me: *jibberjabber* silence - thinking *jibberjabber* silent thinking *explains how did this really complex and cool thing in the project, but the guy doesn't really care about it.*

And then, I joined this company.