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Hehe, nice i liked this concept of notes so i figured (figuratively- this ain't xactly maths that i would need to figure) i might as well write one too. But the issue i now face is what to write a note on. Its definitely not gonna be computers or religion or terrorism , cuz frankly these kinda topics are reserved for people who 1stly actually give a shit and secondly are smart enough to agree with me (read -- a really "SMART" female, who claims her ex knows she wasnt smart*inside joke) so since i probably have your complete attention by now *NOT. I am gonna go ahead and write a note on........nothing. Yeah you heard that right. Nothing. So i started to wonder where this word comes from, is it a combination of NO thing or not hing?, and i realised that in the latter, hing is really not a word that i know of so i figured(not xactly figuratively since ive shown you the working) that its got to be the former i.e. no thing.

Now the procedure to react to these kind of notes is to either delete that person from your friends list, or bang your head on this screen(yeah thats right this very LCD TFT 256k colours screen you are using). Since the latter sounds more fun, i suggest you make a video out of it and mail it to me. incase you do not have my email address, you could thank God for His kindness.

Luv
Sam

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