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What the hell?

I think its amazing, how your ability to procrastinate is like 93847123746 times more during exams.

Thats not a random number, I really mean that the ability to procrastinate increases, ninety three billion eight hundred four seventy one million one hundred twenty three thousand seven hundred and forty six times.

I mean seriously. Like right about now, I came up with a random number, spent time trying to figure out what that number was, wrote it in words, and then lied that it wasn't actually random.

I mean sometime back, I was so bored, that I decided to search google for google. I kinda hoped it would show a page saying, dude, wth? But it didn't. Google just looked itself up on the internet.

Its kinda like goin to a person named bazingadoa: hey bazingadoa, who's bazingadoa?

I used that name, cuz its not a very common name. The reason probably being that its not a name.

Anyway, I sound high on sugar. I should go and atleast attempt to study.

Bye.

Comments

The Xeno said…
Try StumbleUpon - the most addicting thing on the internet after facebook.
Nothing drives away time like stumbling upon weird websites.
Sam said…
Thanks dude.

Altho, you should refrain from givin me ideas.

Btw check this out it gives expression to a rather strong sentiment. :P
blog.sahil.me said…
Hahaha. Dude, this post made me LOL. And yeah, it's amazing how my procrastination levels actually manage to increase during exam time. Like right now, I'm supposed to be doing my laundry (I was supposed to do it a couple of weeks ago) but instead I'm just staring at the computer screen.

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